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Bird reacts to dubstep

  • Teacher: Just do your homework
  • Doctor: Just eat healthy
  • Mum: Just clean your room
  • Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
  • Friends: Just be socially active
  • Life: Just be perfect
  • Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
READ THIS seriously anyone under 18 or around there

http://gizmodo.com/5972721/every-parent-who-gives-their-kid-an-iphone-should-make-their-kid-follow-these-18-rules?post=55765107

Yeah, if you want your kid to kill themselves from you being such a stuck up asshole. They are their own person, let them listen to whatever music they want. Play a game with puzzles? You want to expand their mind? Perhaps take them to your local museum of Science with yourself. 7:30 PM? You are purposely setting yourself up for a teenager to sneak their phone with them. It’s a teenager, they have ways. Don’t take lots of pictures? What if they want to see what photography is like? No porn? Yet what, your going to go fuck your wife and just have your kid hear it all going down? Do you forget, when you were a teenage boy; you discovered pornography? Masturbation is a normal thing, and it is completely healthy. How about you just don’t check his browser history, and trust he can handle himself. I think the key thing to this story, is you need to set an age. Most of this stuff I completely agree with. And note what I am saying right now, this is good at around 14 or below. Once your child is 15, or around a sophomore in high school; you are going to putting yourself into an awful state if you seriously believe this is a good idea. Your teenager is becoming a grown up, its time to stop with all the bullshit; and treat them like a young man or woman. I am not saying just let your kid do whatever the hell they want, but don’t be a stuck up asshole of a parent. Your kid is on winter break and he wants to stay up the whole night? Fuck, why not. Let your kid learn it sucks waking up at 3:00PM with nothing to do. You end up finding out he was watching porn at 2:00AM? Would you rather him be fucking a real girl, and risking pregnancy? He is simply relieving himself, and every man knows we all do it about once a day. Don’t lie to yourself. You have plenty of years to teach them morals, and everything in between to become a good person, and its always good to set limits, but be reasonable as age progresses. Don’t make a book of laws, and never change them. At 15-16, he is to be in bed at 10:00 PM on school nights. He turns 17, make it 11:00 PM. Let him feel that new responsibility. All of this goes with the phone as well. You should know your own child. Know they cuss, talk to the other sex, are exposed to some crazy shit at school. But the key thing, do not think your child is a part of it all. You should know if your kid is getting high, or drinking. They start doing things like that behind your back? Set some restrictions. But people really need to put more faith into their children, and let them explore their freedom. They will fall, and make mistakes. But why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up. You need to start trusting your own children. Don’t let them become king of your house, but damnit. Let them live their lives, not what you want them to live; otherwise that’s not truly living.This problem parents have, is exactly why kids turn 18 and have 20 tattoos, and try drugs, alcohol, party in college, etc. They are free from their parents restrictions. Restrict your children to a certain extent, and keep in with the age. Let them have some freedom; and let them fall a couple of times. Your result will be a child who feels he really never had restrictions in the first place, but knows what is right and wrong.

Eminem is great pissed off music

You need peace of mind? Here’s a piece of mine

You wait , it ain’t too late for you to finally see
What you close-minded fucks were too blind to see

It’s now or never, And tonight it’s all or nothing
Momma, Jimmy keeps leaving on us, He said he’d be back
He pinky promised, I don’t think he’s honest
I’ll be back baby, I just gotta beat this clock
Fuck this clock! Imma make them Eat this watch
Don’t believe me Watch! Imma win this race
And Imma come back and rub my shit in your face, Bitch!
I found my niche, You gonna hear my voice
Till you’re SICK of it you ain’t gonna have a choice
If I gotta scream ‘til I have half a lung
If I have half a chance, I’ll grab it, Rabbit Run!